I've never ever been to public school I never thought it would be this cruel It's endless, we're friendless It's nothin' but paaain And no one in this dump knows our name!
I know that you think that this is probably my fault! (We do!) The catty comments, and the constant assaults! (It's cool!) I was here once, and i still live, So listen if you wanna survive
Inside this High School Miserable I never thought I'd be invisible In this High School Miserable You gotta keep being indivisible In this High School Miserable Don't understand what is happening to me In this High School Miserable Someone get me back on tv!
I thought the girls here would go crazy for me If love a test, I'm clearly getting a D I never knew how high my undies would go There's tons of wedgies, I didn't know Like the the hoodie the Hourglass (ow!) The 360 spin!(that hurt) The fig leg, The bat the bowling pin (strike) The donkey, The monkey, man am I sore I can't believe their's 28 more Neat!
Someone get me back on TV
Away from...High School Miserables It's endless, we're friendless (This place is cruel!) Someone gets away from High School Miserables (Someone get us back on) Away from High School Miserables Someone get us back on tv!