Last night these two bouncers And one of em´s alright The other one´s the scary one His way or no way, totalitarian He´s got no time for you Looking or breathing How he dosen´t want you to So step out the queue He makes examples of you And there´s nowt you can say Behind they go through to the bit where you pay And you realize then that it´s finally the time To walk back past ten thousand eyes in the line And you can swap jumpers and make another move Instilled in your brain you´ve got something to prove To all the smirking faces and the boys in black Why can´t they be pleasant? Why can´t they have a laugh? He´s got his hand in your chest He wants to give you a duff Well secretly I think they want it all to kick off They want, arms flying everywhere and Bottles as well it´s just Something to talk about A story to tell you
Well I´m so glad they turned us all away we´ll put it down to fate
I thought a thousand million things that I could never think this morning
Got too deep, but how deep is too deep?
This town´s a different town today This town´s a different town to what it was last night You couldn´t have done that on a Sunday
That girl´s a different girl today That girl´s a different girl to her you kissed last night You couldn´t have done that on a Sunday
Last night what we talked about It made so much sense But now the haze has ascended It don´t make no sense anymore