Paris For President Paris Hiltón 

[Chorus 1]
Paris for President!
At The Palms, chilling with the martini
Paris for president
Your commander in bikini

[Verse 1]
Let me tell you 'bout my policies
To stop the player hating on the U.S.A
Incentivise nuclear nonproliferation and ratify Kyoto today
You can ride in the motorcade in my hybrid pink Escalade (Hey!)

[Chorus 2]
Paris for president
Not another old dude cliché
Paris for president
You can get married if you're straight or if you're gay

[Verse 2]
If you're gonna put lipstick on a pig
Make sure that shiz matches your skin tone
You can trust me with my finger on the button
[Nuclear] is a vocabulary don't
Trading in the cabinet for a walk-in closet
Hey! (Hey!)

[Chorus 3]
Paris for president
America should put me in charge
Paris for president
Look at Bush, it can't be that hard

[Verse 3]
Simon Cowell - he might be a little mean
But when those old dudes kick the bucket
I'll put him on the court's supreme
Gonna paint the White House pink and move Camp David to Maui

[Chorus 4]
Paris for president
A proponent of clean energy
Paris for president
The real maverick in D.C

[Verse 4]
Waterboarding is torture and global warming is totally not hot
I'll make a department called the Fashion Police
Boost the economy with all of the new jobs
Make over Lady Liberty in Donna, Tommy and Calvin Klein
Hey!

[Chorus 5]
Paris for president
Get your cute little butt out there and vote
Paris for president
Dispensing beauty tips and hope

[Bridge]
Paris for president
Hey!
Paris for president
Hey!
Paris for president
Hey!

[Outro]
I'm Paris Hilton and I approve this message